The psyche of a woman.
Isn't it a fascinating thing? Frustrating, yes, but also intriguing. For both men and women.

Listen to this:
"A man was walking along a beach in California and he found a lamp buried in the sand. Logically, the first thing he thought to do was to rub it, just in case it were a magical lamp. And wadya know, a genie popped out! The genie said 'I will grant you one wish'. The man, a little put off by missing out on two wishes, said 'Oh, um, I'm quite into my surfing at the moment; I wish you could build me a bridge from here to Hawaii. That way I can head over there to surf anytime I liked!'

The genie was not too pleased. 'That's ridiculous! A bridge? To HAWAII?!?! Fip, imagine how much mortar and concrete and... A bridge?! Oh come ON, try something different, wish for something else.'

The man, feeling rather disgruntled now said: 'Well I'm having a few problems wiht my girlfriend at the moment, if only I could understand women, that would make things asier. I wish I could understand women.'

The genie's reply was: 'So, about that bridge, would you like 4 lanes or 6?'

Moral of my story - So, apparently women are hard to understand. I myself am a female and don't understand why many women do what they do.. Heck, I don't even understand myself sometimes! At least I can blame it on PMS.. Girls can get away with murder 'cuz of PMS.

I'm dead serious too - There are known cases; I can't remember the lady's name but her case sticks in my mind - She was a mass murderer, she blatantly killed at 7 people (that they knew about) but got away with it due to pre-menstrual stress, as it mesed with her emotions, she became unstable, therefore was not responsible for the actions that she took.

MAN if only that would work for me!! Haha. But back to my original point...:

Males are just as confusing I reckon. Okay, so they are less all over the place emotionally, but at least with girls you know when they're feeling something extreme! 'Cuz they cry or they shout or they giggle.. Guys are just genereally so flat.. How are we meant to read them?! You can pretty much read girls like a book!

And males don't open up either. If you ask a girl "Are you okay?" She'll reply "I'm fine," but you know she's not, so you say "Are you sure?" And she'll spill. Guys, you can't even tell when they're not happy. (Okaay, so I am speaking raaather generally, of course there are those who stray from this 'rule' but I'm simply putting it out there).

Ok so sometimes girls play mind games and say "No I don't want you to get me anything for my birthday," which actually means they do. But that's a given, it's their flippin birthday! Hahaha.

Guys, on the other hand, say: "I don't want you to come out with me tonight 'cuz I want some guy time. You have friend time, and I want that too." Which is totally cool. What's not cool is when they call you a few hours later, drunk, saying "I miss you baby I wish you were here," and all you wanna do is shout at them and say "DICK! I could eeeasily have been there, but you said you didn't want me!"

WTF IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!?!?!?!

Okay, so my general formal analysis has fallen slightly scewiff and turned into a wee bit of a personal dig bitch session..

BACK TO THE TOPIC!!

The only other main thing I've noticed that I wanted to mention here today is how girls look out for other girls. Isn't it funny? I was at work the other day, and I'd only been there a week. One of the girls who started at the same time as me instantly picked up one day that something was on my mind; despite not knowing me she easily noticed the signs that something was not right.

Girls do this: They notice if another gal is not okay and they're instantly snap there for her, by her side, looking after her, even if they don't know each other!

It's like we have our own little loyal society! It's quite awesome, really. . . But why? And why don't guys have it?? And why can guys open up better to girls??? why WHY WWHHYY!!!!

If anyone has answers or additions to my little stories, pleease comment me!

H.